Alessandra Picano
Chief Information Officer @ Valentino
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
- Chief Information Officer (Mar 2021 – Present)
- Head of IT Comm&Ops (Nov 2019 – Mar 2021)
- Head of IT Retail CRM & Reporting (Jan 2001 – Nov 2019)
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The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Alessandra Picano, Chief Information Officer at Valentino, so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently advocating innovation while still using Netscape as their homepage. They show up, speak in frameworks, and leave a trail of action items no one understands.
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