Joel Johnson
VP, Chief Digital Officer (CDO) for Enterprise IT & Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) @ Lockheed Martin

Industry: Engineering & Manufacturing
- VP, Chief Digital Officer (CDO) for Enterprise IT & Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) (Apr 2024 – Present)
- VP & CISO (Jun 2021 – Mar 2024)
- VP, Classified Transformation & Business Resiliency (Jan 2021 – Jun 2022)
- Product Manager (Nov 1999 – Oct 2001)
- Systems Engineer (Mar 1996 – Nov 1999)
- Peace Corps Volunteer (Nov 1993 – Nov 1995)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Every bit as agile as a waterfall spreadsheet — meet Joel Johnson, VP, Chief Digital Officer (CDO) for Enterprise IT & Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) at Lockheed Martin, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.

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