Rios Gerardo

Consejero delegado @ Novo Nordisk

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Industry: Healthcare

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Consejero delegado ( – Present)

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You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Rios Gerardo, Consejero delegado at Novo Nordisk, doesn't solve problems — they 'ideate actionable frameworks' around them. Currently performing strategic avoidance under executive spotlight. Legend says they once solved a problem. We’re still waiting for proof.

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