John Stecher
Chief Technology Officer @ Blackstone

Industry: Banking & Finance
- Chief Technology Officer (Feb 2020 – Present)
- Advisory Board Member (Oct 2018 – Present)
- Group CTO and Chief Innovation Officer (Aug 2017 – Feb 2020)
- Managing Director Marcus by Goldman Sachs (Jan 2016 – Aug 2017)
- Managing Director Client Platforms Technology (Apr 2014 – Jan 2016)
- Technology Fellow and Vice President of Workplace and Middleware Technology (Jun 2010 – Apr 2014)
- Senior Technical Staff Member (Jun 2001 – Jun 2010)
- Software Developer (Jun 1999 – Sep 2000)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: John Stecher, Chief Technology Officer at Blackstone, known for aligning teams in opposite directions while sipping cold brew and quoting leadership blogs. Currently strategizing inside a cubicle fortress built entirely of binders. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.

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