Say hello to the overlord of pointless calendar invites and vague objectives, John Stecher, Chief Technology Officer at Blackstone, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. They once got locked out of a Zoom call and held a whiteboard meeting in the break room instead.
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