Zakaria Benmoussa

Chief Executive Officer @ Alphabet Corp

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Chief Executive Officer (May 2020 – Present)
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Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Zakaria Benmoussa, Chief Executive Officer at Alphabet Corp, so innovative, they suggested digitizing paper memos with a camcorder. Currently turning metrics into mysticism. They once got locked out of a Zoom call and held a whiteboard meeting in the break room instead.

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