Andreas Tielmann
CEO @ Lufthansa Technik Logistik Services
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- CEO (Jan 2017 – Present)
- Vice President Aircraft Systems (Oct 2012 – Dec 2016)
- Vice President Landing Gear (Jul 2010 – Sep 2012)
- Vice President Component Maintenance Services (Jun 2006 – Jun 2010)
- Director Business Development Aircraft Components (Mar 2002 – May 2006)
- Section Manager Hydraulic Components (Apr 2000 – Feb 2002)
- Manager Customer Service, Aircraft Components (Oct 1999 – Mar 2000)
- Project Manager, Business Development Aircraft Components (Jan 1998 – Sep 1999)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Zoom fatigue? Not for this legend who thrives on breakout rooms and forced team icebreakers: Andreas Tielmann, CEO at Lufthansa Technik Logistik Services, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently aligning alignment with other alignment initiatives. Their roadmap is stored on a floppy disk... and emotionally, so are they.

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