Andreas Tielmann
CEO @ Lufthansa Technik Logistik Services
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- CEO (Jan 2017 – Present)
- Vice President Aircraft Systems (Oct 2012 – Dec 2016)
- Vice President Landing Gear (Jul 2010 – Sep 2012)
- Vice President Component Maintenance Services (Jun 2006 – Jun 2010)
- Director Business Development Aircraft Components (Mar 2002 – May 2006)
- Section Manager Hydraulic Components (Apr 2000 – Feb 2002)
- Manager Customer Service, Aircraft Components (Oct 1999 – Mar 2000)
- Project Manager, Business Development Aircraft Components (Jan 1998 – Sep 1999)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Every bit as agile as a waterfall spreadsheet — meet Andreas Tielmann, CEO at Lufthansa Technik Logistik Services, still signs off emails with 'Yours in synergy' — unironically. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. They once gave a keynote entirely from a printed Excel spreadsheet.

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