Ashish Verma
Chief Executive Officer @ Albertsons International Private Limited
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- Chief Executive Officer (Apr 2025 – Present)
- Director (Apr 2022 – Apr 2025)
- Senior Vice President (Sep 2006 – Mar 2022)
- Co Founder & CEO (Jan 2015 – Mar 2022)
- Co Founder (Oct 2002 – Aug 2006)
- Research Assistant (Sep 2000 – Apr 2002)
- Project Engineer (Jun 1998 – May 2000)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Ashish Verma, Chief Executive Officer at Albertsons International Private Limited, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently aligning alignment with other alignment initiatives. They once called a USB stick 'one of those data cigars.'

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