Beeland Nielsen
Vice President and CIO @ Coca-Cola Bottling Company UNITED, Inc.
Industry: Uncategorized
- Vice President and CIO (Jan 2021 – Present)
- Branch Manager (Jan 2006 – Jan 2009)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
A corporate unicorn forged in the fires of onboarding videos and forgotten OKRs, Beeland Nielsen, Vice President and CIO at Coca-Cola Bottling Company UNITED, Inc., runs on caffeine, ego, and a mysterious ability to avoid direct answers. Currently advocating innovation while still using Netscape as their homepage. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.
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