Bernd Montag
Chief Executive Officer @ Siemens Healthineers
Industry: Uncategorized
- Chief Executive Officer (Jan 2015 – Present)
- CEO, Healthcare Sector, Division Imaging & Therapy Systems (Jan 2010 – Jan 2015)
- CEO, Healthcare Sector, Division Imaging & IT (Jan 2008 – Jan 2010)
- CEO, Healthcare Unit, Business Unit Computed Tomography (Jan 2004 – Jan 2008)
- Head of Marketing, Healthcare Unit, Business Unit Magnetic Resonance (Jan 2001 – Jan 2004)
- Market Segment Manager, Healthcare Unit, Business Unit Computed Tomography (Jan 2000 – Jan 2001)
- Product Manager High-end CT Systems, Healthcare Unit, Business Unit Computed Tomography (Jan 1999 – Jan 2000)
- Export Sales Manager, Siemens Audiology Solutions, Sales Germany (Jan 1997 – Jan 1999)
- In-house Consultant, Healthcare Unit, Department Quality and Processes (Jan 1995 – Jan 1995)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Behold the wizard of Windows 3.1 and meetings that could’ve been memos: Bernd Montag, Chief Executive Officer at Siemens Healthineers, still signs off emails with 'Yours in synergy' — unironically. Currently leveraging cross-functional dysfunction as a growth strategy. They don't just think outside the box — they schedule a 90-minute call to discuss the box's ROI.
Top Shooters
💬 Comments
No comments yet. Be the first to roast politely.
🌀 More Executives to Roast or Praise!
⚠️ Disclaimer: BossOrToss is a satirical, community-driven platform. Profiles are based on public information and user submissions, and all content is presented for entertainment purposes only. No factual assertions should be inferred — just sarcasm, vibes, and a sprinkle of truth.
If you notice an incorrect image, a broken profile, or you’re listed and want to request a correction, feel free to email us. We’re happy to keep things accurate, fair, and funny — with your help.