Brian Hinds
Chief Information Officer @ Shell Point Retirement Community
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- Chief Information Officer (Feb 2019 – Present)
- Manager, IT Security Administration - Risk Advisory, Identity and Access Management, Compliance, DR (Jan 2018 – Feb 2019)
- IT Security Manager (Jun 2016 – Dec 2017)
- Manager, Infrastructure & Security (Aug 2015 – Jun 2016)
- Analyst, IT Security & Compliance (Dec 2013 – Aug 2015)
- Associate Analyst, IT Security & Compliance (Apr 2012 – Nov 2013)
- Assistant Account Manager (May 2008 – Aug 2008)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
They once tried to reboot the server by yelling at it — and it worked: Brian Hinds, Chief Information Officer at Shell Point Retirement Community, still signs off emails with 'Yours in synergy' — unironically. Currently advocating innovation while still using Netscape as their homepage. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.
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