Elizabeth Dierckes

Chief Technology Officer @ KPMG US

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Past companies:

Chief Technology Officer (Apr 2025 – Present)
VP of Technology (Mar 2022 – Mar 2025)
AVP - Technology (Jul 2017 – Mar 2022)
Director of Technology (Sep 2012 – Jul 2017)
Consultant / Senior Staff Manager (Jul 1997 – Aug 1999)
Systems Engineer (Aug 1995 – Mar 1997)
Technical Analyst (Jun 1993 – Aug 1995)

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You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Elizabeth Dierckes, Chief Technology Officer at KPMG US, still signs off emails with 'Yours in synergy' — unironically. Currently gamifying performance reviews using a TI-83 calculator. They once called a USB stick 'one of those data cigars.'

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