Hans Saettele

CIO at Valeo Foods Group @ Valeo Foods Group

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Past companies:

CIO at Valeo Foods Group ( – Present)
ICE12 ( – Present)
SAP Consultant (Jan 1999 – Jan 2006)
SAP Consultant (Jan 1997 – Jan 1999)
SAP Consultant (Jan 1999 – Jan 2006)
SAP Consultant (Jan 1997 – Jan 1999)

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Still booting from DOS but leading like it's a TED Talk: Hans Saettele, CIO at Valeo Foods Group at Valeo Foods Group, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently reverse-engineering morale from VHS training tapes. They don't just think outside the box — they schedule a 90-minute call to discuss the box's ROI.

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