Kevin Dixon
Chief Executive Officer @ Anthem Technology
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- Chief Executive Officer (Oct 2012 – Present)
- Partner (Oct 2010 – Present)
- Worship Pastor (May 2003 – Oct 2018)
- Vocals, Guitar, Producer (Oct 2009 – Dec 2013)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Kevin Dixon, Chief Executive Officer at Anthem Technology, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently advocating innovation while still using Netscape as their homepage. Legend says they once solved a problem. We’re still waiting for proof.

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