Oliver Blaesing
Chief Operating Officer + Head of HR @ BASF Metabolome Solutions GmbH
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- Chief Operating Officer + Head of HR (Jun 2021 – Present)
- Manager Research Administration & Lab Leader Sample Logistics, Senior Scientist (May 2019 – Jun 2021)
- Manager Research Administration & Lab Leader Sample Logistics (Sep 2016 – May 2019)
- Lab Manager Seed and Sample Logistics (Aug 2015 – Aug 2016)
- Senior Staff Scientist (Nov 2007 – Aug 2015)
- Lab Manager Greenhouse - Plant Screening (Mar 2006 – Nov 2007)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Oliver Blaesing, Chief Operating Officer + Head of HR at BASF Metabolome Solutions GmbH, rumored to have once launched a transformation initiative that ended in renaming everyone’s job title. Currently reverse-engineering morale from VHS training tapes. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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