Theresa Schlottmann
Associate Director CEO Office of the Chair of the Executive Board @ Merck Group
Industry: Healthcare
- Associate Director CEO Office of the Chair of the Executive Board (Nov 2024 – Present)
- Associate Director CEO Office of the Chair of the Executive Board (Jan 2022 – Oct 2024)
- Manager Group Internal Audit (Oct 2021 – Dec 2021)
- Junior Manger Group Internal Audit (Apr 2020 – Sep 2021)
- Junior Group Internal Audit (Aug 2018 – Mar 2020)
- Cooperative Study Program (Oct 2015 – Sep 2018)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
This is the person who once used ‘moving forward’ 12 times in a single Slack message: Theresa Schlottmann, Associate Director CEO Office of the Chair of the Executive Board at Merck Group, believes in open-door policies, as long as the door leads to someone else’s office. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. They could turn a coffee break into a stakeholder engagement opportunity.
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