They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Aamir Malik, Chief U.S. Commercial Officer, Executive VP at Pfizer, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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