Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Aaron Bastian, Chief Executive Officer at Fidelity Bank / Oklahoma Fidelity Bank, so innovative, they suggested digitizing paper memos with a camcorder. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.
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