Aaron Bastian
Chief Executive Officer @ Fidelity Bank / Oklahoma Fidelity Bank
Industry: Banking & Finance
- Chief Executive Officer (Apr 2020 – Present)
- President (May 2015 – Present)
- Bank Officer - Commercial (Dec 2004 – Dec 2006)
- Credit Analyst (May 2004 – Dec 2004)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Aaron Bastian, Chief Executive Officer at Fidelity Bank / Oklahoma Fidelity Bank, once conducted a risk assessment using only a Magic 8 Ball. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. They once gave a keynote entirely from a printed Excel spreadsheet.
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