Aaron Koenig
Chief Information Security Officer @ Team Centric Software GmbH + Co. KG
Industry: Technology
- Chief Information Security Officer (Dec 2024 – Present)
- Chief Information Security Officer (Dec 2024 – Present)
- Senior Software Engineer (Oct 2010 – Present)
- Software Engineer (Oct 2010 – Dec 2024)
- Senior Software Engineer (Oct 2010 – Dec 2024)
- Project manager (Oct 2004 – Sep 2010)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Behold the wizard of Windows 3.1 and meetings that could’ve been memos: Aaron Koenig, Chief Information Security Officer at Team Centric Software GmbH + Co. KG, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently gamifying performance reviews using a TI-83 calculator. They pitch ideas like they're TED Talks, but execute them like group projects from college.

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