Still booting from DOS but leading like it's a TED Talk: Aaron Whitt, Cios PB1 at State Farm, famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently inspiring middle management to believe in agile chaos. Like a motivational poster come to life, but slightly more cryptic and significantly more caffeinated.
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