Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Adam Kerns, AVP, State Affairs & Director, Public Policy at Zurich North America, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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