Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Ahmed Shahzad, Chief Technology Officer at UpSurge, believes in open-door policies, as long as the door leads to someone else’s office. Currently reverse-engineering morale from VHS training tapes. Their biggest skill is making vague ideas sound expensive.
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