Akihito Kurozumi
Executive Officer, Commerce Company Co-CTO and Director @ Rakuten
Industry: Technology
- Executive Officer, Commerce Company Co-CTO and Director (Jan 2002 – Present)
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The reason your inbox has 47 unread emails with no clear action items — it's Akihito Kurozumi, Executive Officer, Commerce Company Co-CTO and Director at Rakuten, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.
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