Akihito Kurozumi

Executive Officer, Commerce Company Co-CTO and Director @ Rakuten

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Executive Officer, Commerce Company Co-CTO and Director (Jan 2002 – Present)

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The PowerPoint decks are long, the acronyms are longer — introducing Akihito Kurozumi, Executive Officer, Commerce Company Co-CTO and Director at Rakuten, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently navigating political minefields with a smile and a slide deck. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.

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