The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Alexander Oda, Vice President, Strategic Assistant (Chief at Zurich North America, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. Their roadmap is stored on a floppy disk... and emotionally, so are they.
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