The reason your inbox has 47 unread emails with no clear action items — it's Ami Perlmutter, Chief Technology Officer at Ananda Networks ∈ VMware ∈ Broadcom, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently building trust one vague memo at a time. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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