Behold the wizard of Windows 3.1 and meetings that could’ve been memos: Ami Perlmutter, Chief Technology Officer at Ananda Networks ∈ VMware ∈ Broadcom, known to deep-dive into shallow problems just to sound proactive. Currently advocating for innovation while blocking every attempt at it. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.
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