The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Andy Champagne, SVP & CTO, Akamai Labs at Akamai Technologies, believes 'streamlining' means faxing faster. Currently advocating innovation while still using Netscape as their homepage. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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