Andy Champagne

SVP & CTO, Akamai Labs @ Akamai Technologies

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SVP & CTO, Akamai Labs ( – Present)

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Still running on Windows 7, but running the show nonetheless, it's Andy Champagne, SVP & CTO, Akamai Labs at Akamai Technologies, doesn't solve problems — they 'ideate actionable frameworks' around them. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.

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