Andy Merryman
Chief Technology Officer @ TED Conferences
Industry: Government & Nonprofit
Their résumé entered LinkedIn’s black hole. Only endorsements survived.
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You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Andy Merryman, Chief Technology Officer at TED Conferences, once led a reorg that reorganized nothing but increased buzzword usage by 200%. Currently gamifying performance reviews using a TI-83 calculator. They once got locked out of a Zoom call and held a whiteboard meeting in the break room instead.
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