Andy Merryman
Chief Technology Officer @ TED Conferences
Industry: Government & Nonprofit
Their work history was last seen in a PowerPoint on LinkedIn’s private jet.
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Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, Andy Merryman, Chief Technology Officer at TED Conferences, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently turning metrics into mysticism. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.
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