The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Arleen Rios, Vice President, Large Accounts-Contract Surety at Zurich North America, trained in corporate espionage via photocopier room gossip. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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