Arlene Layne
VP Global Corporate IPZ @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Before they ascended, they worked like the rest of us. LinkedIn chose to forget.
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They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Arlene Layne, VP Global Corporate IPZ at Zurich North America, rumored to have once launched a transformation initiative that ended in renaming everyone’s job title. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.
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