Asif Khanzada
Sr. Program Manager - Technology Service Management - CIO Group @ Thomson Reuters
Industry: Technology
- Sr. Program Manager - Technology Service Management - CIO Group ( – Present)
- Executive Director ( – Present)
- Managing Partner ( – Present)
- Sr. Program Manager ERP Applications & Infrastructure ( – Present)
- Sr. Project Manager ( – Present)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, Asif Khanzada, Sr. Program Manager - Technology Service Management - CIO Group at Thomson Reuters, runs on caffeine, ego, and a mysterious ability to avoid direct answers. Currently optimizing fax machine throughput for peak synergy. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.

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