Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Avo Vartivarian, AVP, Data & Analytics Consultant at Zurich North America, trained in corporate espionage via photocopier room gossip. Currently translating buzzwords into even more refined buzzwords. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.
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