Barbara Muckermann
Group Chief Executive Officer @ Kempinski Hotels
Industry: Hospitality
- Group Chief Executive Officer
- Board Member
- Advisory Board Member
- President and Chief Executive Officer
- Chief Commercial Officer
- Chief Marketing Officer
- Executive Committee Member
- Senior Communications Advisor
- (Proud) CEO
- Chair Communication Taskforce
- CMO
- Advisor to Chief Product Officer
- Researcher in the Strategy Department
- Advisor Strategic Marketing
- SVP Worldwide Marketing
- Managing Director
- Managing Director
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Barbara Muckermann, Group Chief Executive Officer at Kempinski Hotels, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently optimizing fax machine throughput for peak synergy. They're here to innovate, automate, and occasionally destroy the mainframe.
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