Bob Joyce
Acting Chief Executive Officer @ Elastic
Industry: Technology
- Acting Chief Executive Officer ( – Present)
- Senior Business Development Manager ( – Present)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
A corporate unicorn forged in the fires of onboarding videos and forgotten OKRs, Bob Joyce, Acting Chief Executive Officer at Elastic, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently inspiring middle management to believe in agile chaos. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.

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