The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': Brian Cincera, Chief Information Security Officer at Cargill, known for aligning teams in opposite directions while sipping cold brew and quoting leadership blogs. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.
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