Brian Magnusson
Assistant Vice President, Financial Lines @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They once tried to delete a job from 2006. Now they report directly to the LinkedIn Godfather.
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Straight out of a floppy disk era leadership course, meet Brian Magnusson, Assistant Vice President, Financial Lines at Zurich North America, once led a software rollout using Post-it notes and vibes. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’

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