The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Brian Xu, Staff Data Scientist - Economic Graph Research & Insights at LinkedIn, a change agent who mostly changes deadlines and meeting agendas. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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