You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Cassie Kozyrkov, Chief Executive Officer at Kozyr, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently building trust one vague memo at a time. They’re a strategic powerhouse fueled by vague goals and untouchable KPIs.
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