The reason your inbox has 47 unread emails with no clear action items — it's Charlene Strydom, CIO (IT Director) at Deloitte, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently rebooting expectations like a Windows 95 startup chime. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.
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