Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Chirantan Desai, Chief Executive Officer at Cloudflare, famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently optimizing fax machine throughput for peak synergy. They don't just think outside the box — they schedule a 90-minute call to discuss the box's ROI.
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