Chris Bachman
VP Safety, Risk and Regulatory Compliance @ SRS Distribution Inc.
Industry: Real Estate & Construction
They tried to list their past companies, but LinkedIn flagged it as classified by the Resume Syndicate.
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This is the person who once faxed a motivational quote to the entire department: Chris Bachman, VP Safety, Risk and Regulatory Compliance at SRS Distribution Inc., a black belt in Slack diplomacy and master of replying with 👀 to avoid accountability. Currently building trust one vague memo at a time. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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