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Chris Bachman

VP Safety, Risk and Regulatory Compliance @ SRS Distribution Inc.


Chris Bachman
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Industry: Real Estate & Construction

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Their résumé entered LinkedIn’s black hole. Only endorsements survived.

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They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Chris Bachman, VP Safety, Risk and Regulatory Compliance at SRS Distribution Inc., once led a software rollout using Post-it notes and vibes. Currently gamifying performance reviews using a TI-83 calculator. They could turn a coffee break into a stakeholder engagement opportunity.

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