The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Chris Getz, AVP Private Equity Underwriter at Zurich North America, rumored to have once launched a transformation initiative that ended in renaming everyone’s job title. Currently reverse-engineering morale from VHS training tapes. They show up, speak in frameworks, and leave a trail of action items no one understands.
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