Chris Houska
Vice President Supply Chain @ SRS Distribution Inc.
Industry: Real Estate & Construction
Their past is buried beneath endorsements for ‘Leadership’ and ‘Visionary Synergy.’ Ask LinkedIn if you dare.
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Chris Houska, Vice President Supply Chain at SRS Distribution Inc., a master of rescheduling meetings until the problem solves itself or is forgotten entirely. Currently scaling ambiguity into quarterly OKRs. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
Top Shooters
💬 Comments
No comments yet. Be the first to roast politely.
🌀 More Executives to Roast or Praise!
⚠️ Disclaimer: BossOrToss is a satirical, community-driven platform. Profiles are based on public information and user submissions, and all content is presented for entertainment purposes only. No factual assertions should be inferred — just sarcasm, vibes, and a sprinkle of truth.
If you notice an incorrect image, a broken profile, or you’re listed and want to request a correction, feel free to email us. We’re happy to keep things accurate, fair, and funny — with your help.