Straight out of a floppy disk era leadership course, meet Christopher Swift, Chairman and CEO at Hartford Insurance, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. They show up, speak in frameworks, and leave a trail of action items no one understands.
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