This is the person who once used ‘moving forward’ 12 times in a single Slack message: Christopher Swift, Chairman and CEO at Hartford Insurance, so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. If innovation had a spokesperson who’s never built anything, it’d be them.
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