They once tried to reboot the server by yelling at it — and it worked: Conley Owens, VP of Security Sales at Docusign, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently moving at the speed of internal approval processes. They once called a USB stick 'one of those data cigars.'
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