Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Conley Owens, VP of Security Sales at Docusign, rumored to have once launched a transformation initiative that ended in renaming everyone’s job title. Currently inspiring middle management to believe in agile chaos. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.
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