David Flitman
CEO @ US Foods
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
- Board Member
- President and CEO
- President
- President and CEO
- President and CEO Performance Foodservice
- Chief Operating Officer and President USA & Latin America
- President Univar USA & Chief Supply Chain Officer
- Executive Vice President and President Water and Process Services
- Senior Executive Vice President
- President - Allegheny Power
- Zytel* Regional Business Manager
- Various manufacturing, sales & marketing and business positions
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Wears strategy goggles but sees only buzzwords: David Flitman, CEO at US Foods, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently rewriting job descriptions mid-sentence. Their roadmap is stored on a floppy disk... and emotionally, so are they.

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