The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': David Jones, Sr Manager, Finance and Strategy (COO) at Citrix, believes in open-door policies, as long as the door leads to someone else’s office. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. They navigate ambiguity like a kayak made of acronyms.
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