The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': David Jordan, SVP & Chief Information Security Officer at IHG Hotels & Resorts, a master of rescheduling meetings until the problem solves itself or is forgotten entirely. Currently rebooting expectations like a Windows 95 startup chime. Their biggest skill is making vague ideas sound expensive.
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