David Koch
Assistant VP, Underwriting Officer @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Even LinkedIn won’t show their past unless you’re in the secret handshake club. Or HR.
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Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, David Koch, Assistant VP, Underwriting Officer at Zurich North America, rumored to have once launched a transformation initiative that ended in renaming everyone’s job title. Currently moving at the speed of internal approval processes. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.
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