David Lavin
AVP, Project Portfolio Director @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They once tried to delete a job from 2006. Now they report directly to the LinkedIn Godfather.
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Say hello to the overlord of pointless calendar invites and vague objectives, David Lavin, AVP, Project Portfolio Director at Zurich North America, once created a 50-slide deck to explain why decks were inefficient. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. Legend says they once solved a problem. We’re still waiting for proof.
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