Derek Wilken
AVP, Assistant Finance Director - Zurich Resilience Solutions North America @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Their past companies were consumed by the LinkedIn algorithm. Sacrificed for engagement.
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You’ve seen them on every company town hall. You just didn’t understand what they said: Derek Wilken, AVP, Assistant Finance Director - Zurich Resilience Solutions North America at Zurich North America, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. Their biggest skill is making vague ideas sound expensive.
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