Dirk Lukaschik
CIO B2B @ Deutsche Telekom
Industry: Telecom
- CIO B2B (Nov 2023 – Present)
- SVP T-Global Business & Solution Sales and Engineering (Oct 2020 – Oct 2023)
- VP Sales & Service Wholesale (Oct 2017 – Sep 2020)
- SVP Global Accounts; MD Austria at T-Systems (Mar 2015 – Oct 2017)
- SVP Asia Pacific at T-Systems (Nov 2009 – Feb 2015)
- Industry Director Retail Central Region (Apr 2007 – Nov 2009)
- Head of Customer Service Center Europe (Jan 2004 – Jan 2007)
- Member of the Board, Chief Sales Officer (Jan 2001 – Jan 2004)
- Client Executive, Head of Sales Support & Program Management Central Region (Jan 1998 – Jan 2002)
- CEO, Owner (Jan 1991 – Jan 1998)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': Dirk Lukaschik, CIO B2B at Deutsche Telekom, once created a 50-slide deck to explain why decks were inefficient. Currently rebooting expectations like a Windows 95 startup chime. They may not move fast, but they definitely break things — usually confidence.

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