Dirk Lukaschik

• CIO B2B (Nov 2023 – Present)
• SVP T-Global Business & Solution Sales and Engineering (Oct 2020 – Oct 2023)
• VP Sales & Service Wholesale (Oct 2017 – Sep 2020)
• SVP Global Accounts; MD Austria at T-Systems (Mar 2015 – Oct 2017)
• SVP Asia Pacific at T-Systems (Nov 2009 – Feb 2015)
• Industry Director Retail Central Region (Apr 2007 – Nov 2009)
• Head of Customer Service Center Europe (Jan 2004 – Jan 2007)
• Member of the Board, Chief Sales Officer (Jan 2001 – Jan 2004)
• Client Executive, Head of Sales Support & Program Management Central Region (Jan 1998 – Jan 2002)
• CEO, Owner (Jan 1991 – Jan 1998)

The Sarcastimatic™ Bio

A corporate unicorn forged in the fires of onboarding videos and forgotten OKRs, Dirk Lukaschik, CIO B2B at Deutsche Telekom, a black belt in Slack diplomacy and master of replying with 👀 to avoid accountability. Currently translating buzzwords into even more refined buzzwords. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.

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